We live in a bureaucratic society so what is our vision of the heaven like?A bureaucracy
If you are idolater, adulterer, male prostitute, homosexual, thief, greedy (like most Americans) drunkard, slanderer or swindler ...
"Honey, aren't we all at least one of these categories at times." says the weary clerk from Alabama, hired by Pearly Gate INC. on a "Work First" grant. "DON'T WORRY." "Just make sure you-all filled out part E of form A." "Proceed to the next station."
Happy hunting for that piece of paper.
I hear the Pullman Herald newspaper once had a typo in its headlines. It called LDS (Latter Day Saints, Mormon) Church the "LSD Church."
DJ, at a religious station, placed a sermon on the turntable. (back in
the days when canned programs came on albums). He figured he had 20
minutes to go across the street for a cup of coffee before getting back
to the studio to change sides. Returning to the studio, after his
20 minute break, he found the record stuck at the start. For 20 minutes,
his station was broadcasting "go to hell - click," "go to hell - click."
When the big fish comes to town
A big church came into Wenatchee, WA. back in the 1970s. It put some other places of worship out of business.
One building had a sign that read, "church for sale, can also be used as a warehouse." It didn't say whorehouse however.
That big church is now gone. Maybe some smaller churches can flourish again.