How Resumes are evaluated
The paper ones that is.

Term papers, fitness scores, resumes and potential lovers should all be evaluated this way; according to a humorous teacher I had in school.

Toss them into the air.

Grade A If they remain aloft, it demonstrates true divinity.

Grade B
Those that land balanced on one side show creativity.

Grade C
If they land face up, at least one can read the writing.

Grade D
Those that land face down, sorry.

Grade F
After the toss, most can not be found.

Here's another idea that I came up with for resumes
competition is tough, some people cite past lives on their resumes. 
How does 135 years teaching experience sound?

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