How Resumes are evaluated
The paper ones that is.
Term papers, fitness scores, resumes and
potential lovers should all be evaluated this way; according to a humorous
teacher I had in school.
Toss them into the air.
If they remain aloft, it demonstrates true divinity.
Grade B Those that land
balanced on one side show creativity.
Grade C If they land
face up, at least one can read the writing.
Grade D Those that land
face down, sorry.
Grade F After the toss,
most can not be found.
How does 135 years teaching experience
Here's another idea that I came up with for resumes
When competition is tough,
some people cite past lives on their resumes.